Theo | Member No. 1984

$350.00
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The biggest sweet heart you’ll ever meet with the mouth of a sailor. She requires sunshine, her ribeyes mid-rare, a plethora of cowgirl boots to suit her many moods, and partner who can keep up. Abhorring domesticity, you’ll find her out herding her own cattle by day and leading the line dance at Cain’s Ballroom every Friday night.

Cocktail: Gin Fizz

Honky Tonk Song: Stay a Little Longer, Bob Wills

Riding Song: Walking After Midnight, Patsy Cline

The biggest sweet heart you’ll ever meet with the mouth of a sailor. She requires sunshine, her ribeyes mid-rare, a plethora of cowgirl boots to suit her many moods, and partner who can keep up. Abhorring domesticity, you’ll find her out herding her own cattle by day and leading the line dance at Cain’s Ballroom every Friday night.

Cocktail: Gin Fizz

Honky Tonk Song: Stay a Little Longer, Bob Wills

Riding Song: Walking After Midnight, Patsy Cline