


The GGLA: Dottie
Member No. 2046
This forever hopefule romantic is the official sharpshooter of the GGLA—the kind that clicks, not kicks. She’s got steady hands, sharp instincts, and snacks in her bag just in case. A little mom-ish, sure—but don’t be fooled. Give her two drinks, cue the Loretta Lynn, and that wild streak she keeps tucked behind her camera strap comes out grinning. Once, she even gave a sermon on modesty, then wore fishnets to the town council meeting—just to see who’d squirm.
ANTHEM: Harper Valley PTA, Loretta Lynn version
SAD GIRL SONG: Where Have All the Cowboys Gone, Lola Kirk and Kaitlin Butts
DRINK: G&T with a lavendar twist
Member No. 2046
This forever hopefule romantic is the official sharpshooter of the GGLA—the kind that clicks, not kicks. She’s got steady hands, sharp instincts, and snacks in her bag just in case. A little mom-ish, sure—but don’t be fooled. Give her two drinks, cue the Loretta Lynn, and that wild streak she keeps tucked behind her camera strap comes out grinning. Once, she even gave a sermon on modesty, then wore fishnets to the town council meeting—just to see who’d squirm.
ANTHEM: Harper Valley PTA, Loretta Lynn version
SAD GIRL SONG: Where Have All the Cowboys Gone, Lola Kirk and Kaitlin Butts
DRINK: G&T with a lavendar twist
Member No. 2046
This forever hopefule romantic is the official sharpshooter of the GGLA—the kind that clicks, not kicks. She’s got steady hands, sharp instincts, and snacks in her bag just in case. A little mom-ish, sure—but don’t be fooled. Give her two drinks, cue the Loretta Lynn, and that wild streak she keeps tucked behind her camera strap comes out grinning. Once, she even gave a sermon on modesty, then wore fishnets to the town council meeting—just to see who’d squirm.
ANTHEM: Harper Valley PTA, Loretta Lynn version
SAD GIRL SONG: Where Have All the Cowboys Gone, Lola Kirk and Kaitlin Butts
DRINK: G&T with a lavendar twist
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